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Strange ran a train on your mother with all the S tier pokemon from Pokemon X and Y and when he got done he gave her a logitech keyboard to write a 10 page report of the experience on Google Documents dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, That's why you wasted 3 hours of yo life trynna learn egyptian hieroglyphics using google translator dumb ass nigga and when you found out it wasn't possible you shot up a coffe shop with a nail gun dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, That's why you had a friend for 3 years on roblox that was a girl and when you asked her out on adopt me she reset and disconnected from the game dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout that's why yo grandma is addicted to masturbating to sea weed water while she sips coffe with syrup in it nasty ass nigga, Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow grease with pickle juice poured in it you nasty ass nigga that's why yo granddads only hobby is to beat world records on cool-math dumb ass nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga you went to the 5 guys restauraunt and got raped by 5 guys in tellitubby costumes with jigsaw pizzles stapled on they jawlines, Nigga you commited suicide because you lost an arm wrestling match to an executive chef bitch ass nigga and you was so embarrassed that you looked up left down left left right them jumped up and down and activated a cheat code that made you invisible, Nigga all the legendary pokemon gang banged yo momma cuz she had a Ultra poke-ball boy and when they found out she wasn't a pokemon trainer they evolved, Nigga your mother was inside of a bouncy house boy, and she got 360 noskoped by a water balloon because she was in the vicinity of an ultimate water fight, Nigga what your mom was selling spaghetti flavoured meatballs in the walmart parking-lot and thought she was a genius, Nigga a venus fly trap bit yo ankle and a grape grew on yo nose approximately 3 seconds afterwards nigga you don't even use a jumpshot when you play basketball nigga all you do is throw that shit to the hoop like you throwing a fast ball, Nigga ya dumb ass grandma stole a bisycle out of walmart just to go to the pay-out line boy because she couldn't afford 25 cents to use the electronic shopping carts nigga ur grandma broke as fuck she need a job at dairy queen boy go fill out her application for her cuz she handicapped nigga, Nigga ya old ass grandma tripped over a trip wire and her stank ass dentures fell out her yuck ass mouth boy and she dialed 911 and all she saw was dora the explora just searching the area with a magnifying glass tryna spot them bitches dumb ass boy, Nigga your great grandfather literally worked a nightshift job at freddy frazbear's pizzeria scared for his life boy because whenever he looked inside of the security cameras all he saw was 7 animetronics having an orgy on top of a birthday cake nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you literally have a rare disorder that makes you type faster whenever you're losing a TypeRacer match boy and whenever you get back in the lead your fingers just freeze because you surpassed your fingers physical joint limitations dumb ass boy what are you talking about, Nigga you lost your siblings to a game of freeze tag because when you tagged them you forgot to tell them to move again boy and they just stood there for 7 days straight and starved to death nigga ya family dumb as fuck boy what are you talking about, That was ass nigga your family literally hosts an anual game of connect 4 with a special rule that the first one to put a colored disc inside of the board wins nigga ya family dumb as fuck, What nigga you literally have a strange condition where yo nut sacks shribble up like dried up raisins whenever you eat a soggy french fry from McDonalds, Nigga you literally have a signiature move in competitive pac-man tournaments boy and all you do is move your joy stick up and down 4 times and your pac-man just turns into a Pac-woman boy you dumb as fuck stop talking to me, No boy you literally have a special ability to control the temperature of tap water just by making contact with yo uvula nigga you're weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you got hired to work with the teen titans just because you had the ultimate ability to not shed tears when you cut onions nigga and they use you to make special meals nigga your retarded as shit, Nigga what you literally grew an instant boner when you was walking around in an abandoned jungle because yo horny ass thought the branches on the trees looked like, Horrible nigga that's why you and ya long lost puppy finally reunited with eachother for the first time in 6 years because you sold yo soul to the slender man dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga, Nigga huh you just mad because the niggas that constructed your house were idiots boy and they built a stair case in yo kitchen that went all the way through yo roof and into the clouds my nigga you dumb as shit you just mad cuz you aint got the stamina to climb that shit boy, What boy you literally don't even drink Lemon-aid anymore because you deadass thought it was gonna give you lemon flavoured aids nigga you're actually dumb as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you literally have a modded version of GTA 5 and whenever you get into arguments with citizens boy ya character just start using shadow clone jutsu without using any hand signs boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga your family got mad and disowned you because you instantly win Monopoly matches because your negotiating skills are just too great boy what are you talking about, You literally got hired by NASA because you had a special disease that allowed you to breath in space boy and 2 years later you took a DNA test and when you looked at the feedback all you seen was you being 45.89% alien nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you literally co-own ya grandfathers fungus research group nigga and all you do is go in abandoned forests and bite on tree trunk dust boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin nigga, Your mom literally had a panic attack when she went to France because she thought bonjour was a secret terrorist code nigga ya mom dumb as fuck get her out of there boy, What boy for a whole 8 years of yo life boy you thought pine cones were called porcupines dumb ass boy what are you talkin about nigga your favorite animetronic in Five Nights At Freddy's is the purple guy because you thought he had the same mindset as you dumb ass nigga shut up boy, Nigga Drake literally hired you as the editor in his Hotline Bling music video boy because he thought your edits on VanossGamings deathrun videos were exquisit nigga fuck up talking to me you're retarded nigga, Nigga your fat ass grandma literally made a wish to the holy grail from fate/zero boy and her one and only wish was to summon a forbidden floppy sea spider nigga and when she seen that shit her heart rate jumped to 0 and she died boy you're ugly as shit stop talking to me, Nigga that's why yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted and have viruses in them nigga and whenever you turn on yo camera in discord calls all you see is a McDonalds McGriddle wrapper with staples in it nigga you ugly as fuck, That was terrible nigga ya rich ass parents have a robot that automatically ties your shoes and that shit malfunctioned and went inside yo foot and tied yo bones together dumb ass nigga, Terrible boy yo dumb ass spent 300$ for a tattoo of an internet symbol on yo forehead and cursed that tattoo with a magic curse and you thought you was gon have cellular data on yo forehead like shit boy you dumb as fuck, That was ass nigga you literally went to McDonalds just to steal all the ketchup packets from behind the counter because ya mom got a strange addiction to the scent of ketch-up nigga ya mom weird as fuck stop talkin to me boy, That was ass boy you broke your mouse to your keyboard so you went into an abandoned forest and found a mice and took it home and killed it and froze it in a freezer and used it as a mouse to your PC and it had 800 DPI nigga you weird as fuck stop talking to me nigga, That was terrible my nigga your mom is the most known Los Vegas drug dealer in the city because she laces her weed with sea salt my nigga you dumb as fuck, Terrible nigga your father was notorious back in 2004 because he was in the Guinesse world record for having the strongest pinkie finger my nigga he strong as shit, Now I'm finna bake yo ass boy you came out the womb with pure white hair boy because your mom dated a nigga with a strange adiction to mayonasse and he used to put that shit in her coochie and leave it in there for 3 days while she was pregnant with you nasty ass boy you stupid as shit, Terrible nigga you literally wrote a 10 paragraph essay to a tech support scammer just so he wouldn't expose your information to a doxxing website boy you ugly as fuck, Ass boy you literally have the worlds slowest internet nigga you tried to download GTA 5 overnight and you slept for 9 hours and when you woke up the download progress was only 0.2% completed nigga i dont wanna hear any of that shit, What boy your mom is an olympic dare devil boy she unbuckled her seat belt on a roller coaster and did a cart wheel onto the tracks and tripped and fell right next to a concession stand and the first thing she did when she got up was order a bun-less hotdog boy ya mom dumb as fuck boy stop talking to me, Nigga your mom is an invasive cardiologist boy and when she was working on her patient she spit on his heart and stitched his chest back together and he woke up with a saliva fetish dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, That was ass your mom is notorious in south sudan for voice acting Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb boy you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you got a bar code on the back of yo neck you dumb ass nigga and the cashiers in walmart be scanning that shit and charging 25$ for them to slap the back of yo neck like shit boy, Boy you probably spinning on yo head right now on yo carpet while juggling 3 cheeto crumbs on yo finger tips like shit boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga you was hitting the duggy for 10 minutes and you legs dont even hurt yet you're immortal nigga, Nigga you seen your mom for the first time in two months and all you did was show her a video of an empty cereal box for 5 minutes and she looked at you and smiled dumb ass boy, You just mad because you sleep with your friend on a air mattress in his laundry room you fat ass boy stop talking to me nigga, Nigga you and your two best friends used your moms underwear as sling shot to shoot crab apples at Shaquille O'Neals Truck nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga your mom told you to purposely get your shoe sucked into an elevator so you could sue the mall boy ya mom deevious as shit boy, What boy ya foreskin strong as shit boy you survived world war 2 back in 1987 by stretching yo foreskin around yo entire body cuz it was bullet proof dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck, Mhm your sister is known in East Alaska because she ended the Cold War with a hot air blow dryer she just turned that bitch on and aimed it at every soldier and they just turned civilized nigga you weird as fuck, Nigga you just mad cuz yo mother gave birth to you in a haunted house in six flags boy and she got scared and screamed so loud that you sling shotted out her coochie like shit fat ass boy, Nigga you got an erection inside of the hyperbolic time chamber and yo meat evolved into a screw driver and you cried and yo tears went through yo body like a bullet because the gravity was too strong dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, You just mad because yo retarded ass grandma put yo sharingan eye contacts in the toaster because she thought it was gon improve the quality of the lenses dumb ass nigga, Nigga your mom literally went to the zoo just to see what armadillo dick smelled like ya mom weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you just mad because yo weird ass father is the only nigga in the world to have an addiction to tricking underaged girls to lick his birth mark dumb ass nigga your father is a rapist nigga you dumb as fuck, Mhm your best friend Jacob stapled a ceiling fan on his neck so he wouldn't sweat during gaming that fat ass jaw breaker body built ass nigga is yo friend and your identical to him you ugly dumb ass nigga, You just mad cuz yo momma got tag teamed by Fanboy and Chumchum in a WWE championships match and they used the famous Double crucifix powerbomb combo on yo grandma in the audience dumb ass boy, Nigga you just mad because you had to put a gucci belt around yo socks because yo feet was small asf and couldn't fit the sock small foot ass boy, That was horrible nigga you you can't even jump rope properly because you have no hand-eye coordination nigga you dumb as fuck, Terrible nigga you hired Ash ketchum to make Pikachu use thunder bolt on yo knee caps to make you run faster dumb ass boy you ugly as shit, Nigga ya retarded ass grandma used a needle and yarn to try and make you a MCM Back pack out of Beluga whale skin dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, Mhm was that before or after your grandma went trick or treating and she got tricked dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga, Nigga you literally have LED lights around yo mirror in yo room and you use that shit as a Ring Light whenever you record videos for youtube you bum ass broke ass poor ass bitch, Nigga you're a competitive bop-it player whenever the bop-it says "I'm going to sleep!" the mavericks . You look like a frog, looks like you were born in a log. Login Sign up. You signed in with another tab or window. Now I'm really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. SHARE. A tag already exists with the provided branch name. Jason 's so Jewish and so gay at the synagogue they call . You got a gfuel tattoo under your armpit. My only regret is that Jason 's roast is happening in 2019 in Austin, and not 1945 Germany. Packgod copypasta. a guest . TWEET. That dumb ass nigga was an astronaunt and he forgot to put his space helmet on before stepping on the moon and he suffocated from a lack of oxygen nigga ya father dumb as fuck, Yo dumb ass shot up yo highschool because the lunch lady didn't put pepporoni's on yo pizza nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga yo dumb ass use a jumpshot when you bowling nigga you stupid as fuck boy, Nigga you put make-up on yo dick to make yo shit look like it got veins on it boy you ugly as fuck, Shut up nigga you got bullied in highschool boy, so you joined Dr. EggMan to try and eradicate the entire planet and then yo stupid ass got defeated by Ben 10, dumb ass boy, Uhuh and you was in canada and found a zimbabwe zebra dick.. with ketchup on it and salt.. dumb ass boy and you licked it off because you got horny from it nigga you weird as fuck, That's why broly from dragon ball z hit you with an eraser cannon and called you trash dumb ass nigga and then saitama hit you with a serious punch and yo front tooth came out and it cracked open as soon as it touched the ground dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Uhuh and yo ugly ass smell like gorilla elbow juice with mustard on it.. dumb ass boy and you went fishing in the Ishikari River in Japan and got assassinated by a nigga in a Orochimaru costume my nigga you dumb as fuck, You the first person in the world to kick down window shields in the suburbs on range rovers dumb ass boy you tilted yo head up down and then to the left and you entered 3rd person mode in real life dumb ass boy you solved a rubiks cube by flipping it upside down dumb ass boy you ugly as shit, Nigga Roman muted you in VC3 because you was e-sleeping with Loofy dumb ass boy and then Kevin Hart DM'ed you in afghanistan with a screwdriver in his ear asking if you wanted a coupon to McDonalds for a free Mc Flurry dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck nigga, Ass boy ya great great gandfather lives In Japan and he made a living by selling hair follicules to horny mexican school bus drivers on the dark web dumb ass nigga that's why you tried to sexually seduce iCarly before she was famous on top of the london bridge with a peeled banana in yo pocket dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, Shut up nigga you and iron man made a duet piano song using a Nektar Midi Controller dumb ass boy and then spider man spit out all of his webs on yo momma bellybutton and put a fork in it and them took a bite and throw up on her toenails dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, That was ass boy that's why yo computer shuts down every night at 3 AM because the cats and the roaches be biting yo ethernet cords dumb ass boy and you got african kick boxers training yo step cousin how to ice-skate using a choo-choo train set in zimbabwe dumb ass boy, Nigga that's why you can't even clip yo toenails by yoself yo mom gotta cut yo shit with safety scissors and shape them up with obsidian abstract dumb ass nigga ya mother got 13 different kids from 8 different niggas dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, Shut yo retarded ass up nigga you commit suicide by putting a picture frame around yo neck and hanging that bitch to a ceiling fan using an extendo clip to an AK-47 and an already used parachute my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, What boy you were born and raised in the ghetto nigga you gotta get a pot and take that bitch to yo bathroom and fill it up with water and take it back to the kitchen just to have some water to use when you wash the dishes you broke ass nigga fuck is yo dumb ass talkin bout boy you stupid as fuck, Nope nigga yo mother was on Channel 11 getting chased down by the Swat team because she was kidnapping kids by tracking they IP's through Poptropica servers bitch ass nigga you was surf boarding in yo bathroom and you wasnt even surfing in yo bath tub nigga you was surfing in yo sink dumb ass nigga, Nigga you went to sponge bob square pants house and that nigga tought you how to make a crabby patty without buns on but instead he used yo ass cheeks cuz you was gay asf and you wanted meat inside yo ass crack gay ass nigga, Stop talkin nigga Thanos and the Terminator teamed up and still couldn't beat you in a juggling competition and then they turned around and drop kicked yo knee caps cuz mustard fell fell on they eye-lashes because yo disabled ass momma tried to squirt mustard on her hot-dog and missed dumb ass nigga, No boy that's why yo step sister gave birth to a Venus Fly Trap and she passed away instantly because the plant absorbed all of her fluid juices dumb ass boy that's why yo pet cat commited suicide by eating approximately 3.47 pounds of yo edibles that you left sitting on yo dorito bag dumb ass nigga, Nigga you was on round 84 in a black ops 3 zombies match and you hit the box and a crawler came behind you and flicked yo left ankle and yo character fell to the ground and all you saw was the "wasted" text from GTA 5 dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Shut up nigga Dr.