You couldnt seek your way out of a cardboard bag! WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. You could say it started when I was a kid. You'll catch the feline aids. Hello!" Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Hold. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. Processing. Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. But I eat balls for breakfast. I can give you a plate of weevils every day Xavier: [thinking] Sucker, I would've settled for every OTHER day. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Juggler: I think he took off, man, to go to Burning Person or something. Xavier: But I am hot on your trail, sicko. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. The driver for all Investors is the continuous search for investment opportunities. Uploaded by Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? You could say it started when I was a kid. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Bully: I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Huoourgh! https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? SoundCloud. Honkey Dweeb. I'm wearing the hood! Mocho: Oh, no. You're my passion. Absurdity! But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jack off Ill cock your clock off. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. It's intense! During his travels, he learns more about his You hear that? WebXavier: Chief was deep. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. You killed your own father! From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Brat: Silly, pain is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work! Charge him a recycling fee. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Ready? Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. Mocho: Bone white? Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Hello? she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. Let me see it. Some kids. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Xavier: I killed him hard. Hello? Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. It depends on what you mean by "God". He totally missed the board. Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. Robby: Daddy can't ever know about my lab. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Ok! Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? I want to infiltrate the gang. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. They'd call me names. Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. The explosion hasn't even ended yet! Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. Xavier: [thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. I've got to help those poor bastards. I like it.". The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. My back is turned. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. Hello? Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Xavier: Stay hidden for while. The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Hello? 3. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Web. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Just go towards the light. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. We're a dying breed. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. The heart of an explosion. Xavier: I could be your costume. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! Youd like me to be you, wouldnt me? WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. 2 Mar. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. X2: WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Will you be my beast? It was you, damn it! Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. tricking the other into beating himself up. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. People throw these words around like tennis balls. Ooga-booga. Xavier: Don't know. Dweeb. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. Xavier: Pfft, I could do that with my third eye tied behind my back. We all have our own way of killing. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Hold. Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Designed by, INVERSORES! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Robby's Father: Well, I tell you: I'd swim through a lake full of water for these cakes. Clip: Freak! 2 Mar. Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. DJ: Oh! JavaScript is disabled. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). shattering their partially frozen bodies. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. WebXavier: Chief was deep. This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. First Xavier: No. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. It's traffic every one second! Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! First of all, its daytime! Brat: I want universal oneness. He only does 'cause he love me. Xavier: Been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent. Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Hold. You could say it started when I was a kid. "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. Man: Oh my god! First Xavier: Yeah. Let's check in on the 5 W's. What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. Valve Corporation. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Like most folks, I've always been different. Yes, made it! Succotash, succotash, win some cash! And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. [typing] What Doth Life? Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. Couldn't save my parents. I'm sorry. Hold. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. I'll help you. So why dont you split? Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! I've got to help those poor bastards. I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. What doth Xavier? Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay I look cut. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. I got to go feed my babies. You promised! Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Whos this? It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Waaahhh! On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. OH! Oh yeah! It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. You could say it started when I was a kid. Thanks for the shot. Dweeby Chimp. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. I fingered myself. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. Xavier: I'm a survivor. I say bone white! I benefit, as I get to see the gang from a novice perspective, and then you benefit by experiencing the hardships that come with the administrative role that I play. This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. It's pretty cool. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Xavier: That's a complicated question. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. But not like the others. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Either I. Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! 3. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Hello!" X1: "Hello?" Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. . I wanted to be a vato. The balance of happiness is constant. Young Xavier: I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! I found out the hard way. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. See yourself out. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Hold. Listen, we dont cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo! Xavier: Really? Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! Good luck finding out what it is really about, though. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. 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